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Alias: 'Jabberwock'
Clearance: Level 5
Sex: F
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 142 lbs (64kg)
Eye|Hair: Green|Black
DOB: 04 Jul 1999
DOE: 13 Oct 2024
Placement: PSI-13 Operative
Blood Type: O-
CRV: 10
PID: FND-1865-W
Alice Crutcher was born in New York City in 1999. Her early childhood was highly unstable, as her father, Ryland Crutcher, struggled with drug addiction and frequently disappeared for weeks at a time. Her mother, Odette Crutcher, worked multiple jobs and was emotionally distant per looking over records and Crutchers own testimony. The home environment was loud, cluttered, and unpredictable, teaching Crutcher to stay quiet and out of the way from a very early age. This created a need for self-reliance, as well as a desperation for stability.
Her Grandmother, Margaret Crutcher, was Alice's primary emotional caregiver from ages 4 to 11. Margaret lived alone in a heavily cluttered, deteriorating town house filled with books, trinkets, old toys, strange handmade objects, etc. While the home was objectively unsafe and that of a hoarders, Crutcher viewed it as magical. Her grandmother treated her kindly, told and would read her stories, encouraging her imagination, fantasy, and curiosity about the world. Crutcher describes this period as the only time she had felt safe, or even wanted.
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Margaret died suddenly of natural causes when Crutcher was 11, she was also unfortunately the one to have found her when being dropped off to be babysat. Following her death, Ryland and Odette sold the house and dispose of nearly all of the belongings inside. Crutcher attempted to hide several items, including a wind-up music box, which became one of the few remaining attachments Crutcher had to her grandmother. After this loss, Crutchers behavior deterioriated significantly.
Between ages 11 and 14, Crutcher stopped attending school consistently, ran away multiple times, began smoking and abusing alcohol, and showed increasing defiance toward authority figures. She exhibited advanced emotional awareness for her age, knew things she had no distinct way of learning, and frequently spoke to knowing what her grandmother had been trying to tell her. Subsequent interviews about these statements found in juvenile records incline us to believe Margaret Crutcher may have been aware of the anomalous world due to an unaccounted interaction that led to mental health issues and an obsession with fantasy mediums. There is no evidence to support that Margaret knew about Crutchers condition.
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Odette, functioning as a single parent majority of the time, was overwhelmed and unsupported and encouraged by a school gym teacher to place Crutcher in a private wilderness reform program in Oregon, marketed as a behavioral rehabilitation camp named 'Camp Hope.' At time of writing, 'Camp Hope' was shut down for gross negligence, and was reopened under new ownership in different location. At 14 years old, just 2 months after her birthday, Crutcher was enrolled in the program under a bi-monthly payment plan, adjusted for Odettes finanicials. After inspection, the plan seemed more focused on getting more money from Odette, than minimizing costs under guise of microtransactions. 'Camp Hope' operated in a remote area of wilderness and was not accredited. Upon arrival, nearly all of Crutchers belongings were confiscated. She violently resisted when staff attempted to take her music box, injuring a staff members hand in the process. The item was ultimately allowed to remain in her possession after counselors deemed it not worth the trouble. One even wrote that they might find a way to 'connect it to religion.'
'Camp Hope' utilized isolation, forced labor, prolonged exposure to weather, food restriction, verbal intimidation, and peer discipline as behavior modification tools. Crutcher did not improve nor become subservient or obedient in light of these methods. Letters sent to Odette were heavily censored, and Crutcher attempted to escape multiple times unsuccessfully. At age 16, shortly before her 17th birthday, Crutcher managed to escape the camp during a night-time hike. She fled into surrounding wilderness with no supplies, navigation tools, or clear direction. After several days of following a river, she collapsed from dehydration, hypothermia, malnutitrion, and untreated injuries near a remote stone structure that had been identified as a dormant anomalous shrine.
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Crutcher activated the structure unknowingly while unconcscious. A contained extradimensional entity (Reclassified post-event) responded and encased her in a fluid-like stasis field within a nearby pond. Foundation sensors detected the energy surge immediately, but retrieval efforts were blocked by localized reality suppression. Crutcher remained in stasis for approximately seven years.
Crutcher was retrieved in 2023 at 24 years of age with no signs of physical deterioriation or stunting. Environmental anomalies had dissipated, but Crutcher herself registered as something similar to a concentrated well of EVE. She cooperated willingly with Foundation containment and testing, expressing no fear or confusion of her condition and surroundings. She stated that she had spent the intervening years in "Wonderland."
She remained in low-security Foundation custody for one year. During this time, she was largely cooperative, non-violent, and compliant with testing, though prone to breaching, wandering, pranks, and unauthorized access to restricted areas. No malicious actions were recorded, though they were threatened and certainly possible.
On October 13th, 2024, PSI-13 Commander 'Sinclair' formally requisitioned Crutcher following psyychological and operational review. She completed training and integration within a few months, against most odds, and currently serves as a full operational asset within the unit.
Cruther presents as emotionally guarded, humor-driven, and socially detached on the surface. She uses sarcasm, playfulness, and misdirection to avoid vulnerability. Despite this, she demonstrates deep attachment tendencies once trust is established and shows intense loyalty to those she perceives as safe or accepting.
She exhibits symptoms consistent with long-term childhood neglect, complicated grief, and institutional trauma. Emotional development appears uneven: she shows high emotional intelligence in others but struggles with her own emotional regulation and identity formation. She has difficulty processing loss and abandonment and displays fear of rejection masked by indifference.
Alice struggles with empathy in traditional contexts but demonstrates strong protective instincts toward individuals she bonds with. Her moral compass appears internally consistent, but unconventional. She prioritizes personal relationships over institutional authority or abstract rules, and will act accordingly. Her own entertainment is often more important than a stranger.
She displays little fear of her own anomalous abilities, and minimal existential distress about her condition and subsequent isolation. She reports ongoing internal communication with the entity integrated into her consciousness, referring to it exclusively as “him.” These communications appear non-hostile and playful in nature, though the full scope of influence remains under evaluation. There are concerns in regards to her repeated confirmations that she cannot act on her 'intent' unless "he" agrees. Most of these concerns have been dismissed by Commander 'Sinclair.'
Despite history of defiance toward authority, Alice seems to respond positively to Commander 'Sinclair's leadership. Her integration into PSI-13 after assessment seems to have been emotionally stabilizing.
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Risk Factors:
𐀔 - High attachment sensitivy, Ethical concerns on removal of SCP classification.
𐀔 - Resistance to authority calling into question operational effectiveness.
𐀔 - Difficulty processing grief and abandonment, calling into question operational effectiveness.
𐀔 - Tendency to self-isolate when emotionally distressed, and create her 'wonderland.' Calls into question operational effectiveness.
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Handler Instructions:
𐀔 - Loyalty comes from personal attachment, continue to be friendly, though not lenient.
𐀔 - Highly adaptable, excels without structure or schedule. Spontanaeity in a Handler is preferred.
𐀔 - Progress is constant, Crutcher will resist intense trainings but will excel no matter what, slowing down is not an option, per the Commanders orders.
𐀔 - Intrinisic motivation to belong and contribute makes her goal oriented. Avoid implications that Crutcher is not apart of the unit, or different in negative connotations.
| BASE INFORMATION |
Designation: Alice Lindell Crutcher
Sex: Female
Examination Date: ||/||/||
Examiner: Dr. |||||| ||||||||||
| VITAL SIGNS |
Blood Pressure: 112/70 mmHg
Resting Heart Rate: 64 BPM
Respiratory Rate: 14 breaths/min
Oxygen Saturation: 100%
Body Temperature: 36.6° C
| SUMMARY |
Subject presents in excellent physical condition with no major lasting injuries, scars, or structural abnormalities. Miniscule scaring from cuts and cigarette burns are centered primarily around the waist and under arms, though cause no harm nor hinder movement. Musculature is lean and lightly developed, consistent with moderate activity rather than formal athletic training. No signs of chronic illness, joint degeneration, or neurological impairment observed. Subject reports minimal pain response, which is consistent with observed regenerative phenomena rather than elevated pain tolerance.
Cellular regeneration appears near-instantaneous following injury. Minor abrasions, lacerations, and tissue damage resolve within seconds to minutes; deeper trauma can resolve within minutes without scar formation, though is not consistent. Internal injuries, fractures, and traumas have been observed to occasionally regenerate fully with no detectable after effects. Subject is effectively immune to lasting physical harm dealt by baseline weaponry, though thaumaturgically enhanced weaponry has lasting effect.
Vital signs remain stable under stress, exertion, and injury conditions that would normally produce shock or organ failure. Cardiovascular and respiratory function exceed baseline norms during recovery phases, though resting levels remain within standard healthy ranges. No abnormalities detected in blood chemistry, endocrine function, or immune response.
Neurological exams indicate intact cognition, reflexes, coordination, and sensory processing. Subject demonstrates unusually low physiological stress response during injury or medical procedures and exhibits calm affect even during invasive testing. Suspected dissassociation influenced by thaumaturgical inclinations are the cause of such responses.
Psychological affect during examination is relaxed, cooperative, and mildly detached. Subject expresses casual indifference toward bodily harm and death-related risk, though no suicidal ideation is present. This response pattern is believed to be adaptive rather than pathological, stemming from perceived invulnerability and prior prolonged trauma exposure. Quote, "They can't touch me, doc, honest. Trust me."
| RECCOMENDATIONS |
Routine health monitoring only; no physical restrictions required.
Medical intervention following injury is unnecessary unless for observational or research purposes.
Psychological wellness checks recommended due to history.
Continued monitoring of pain perception and stress response advised due to atypical affective presentation.
Subject is medically cleared for unrestricted active duty and field deployment.
Operational Training:
Firearms Training - COMPLETED
Anomaly Awareness Training - COMPLETED
Safe-Class Anomaly Handling - COMPLETED
Euclid-Class Anomaly Handling - COMPLETED
Keter-Class Anomaly Handling - COMPLETED
Cognitohazard Recognition and Mitigation - COMPLETED
Memetic Hazard Awareness and Containment Protocols - COMPLETED
Joint Task Force Operations Training - COMPLETED
Combat and Tactical Proficiency:
Demonstrates advanced firearms handling under high-stress conditions.
Strong situational awareness in anomalous environments.
Effective close-quarters decision-making and target prioritization.
Proven performance in mixed-team operations involving Foundation and allied units.
Field Experience:
Successfully deployed on an MTF Alpha-1 'Red Right Hand' Mission Assignment.
Performance evaluated as exceeding baseline expectations.
Subject displayed effective threat assessment, discipline under pressure, and adherence to mission objectives.
Subject managed to consistently play the 'character' assigned to them, and did not falter under emotional pressure from Operation Lead.
Formal report verified and processed properly and on time, written in depth with subsequent image and video to follow.
Physiological and Psychological Adaptations:
Exceptionally high pain tolerance; subject remains operational despite injury or discomfort.
Reduced susceptibility to alcohol intoxication; no observable impairment at quantities sufficient to effect baseline personnel. [Experiment risked alcohol poisoning, shut down by Medical Officer Jaqueline Pierre]
Elevated stress resilience and emotional regulation in crisis scenarios. [Parapsychologist assigned to Subject states encouragement of such behavior is not advised.] [This reccomendation was noted, however will not be acted on.]
Known tendency to compartmentalize physical and psychological distress rather than outwardly express it, unless in the form of rage.
Journal - Pages written on, scanned, then burned. The item itself is old and worn, burned in some areas, water-damaged in others. 'Cypress' claims to have had it on her for most of her life, as it's roughly the size of her hand. When the Assimilation occurred, 'Cypress' had it on her still, in her belt.
Guitar - A wooden Acoustic guitar, with devil's trumpet petals around the center, gifted to her by Assistant Site Director 'Druid.' She's instantly taken to the item, playing it whenever she has a free moment, asking individuals to sign it. As of August 6, 2025, the date of her most recent update, the Guitar has 5 engravings. Two from 'Cypress,' one depicting a cowboy hat, the other an intense #2. Bunny ears on the side of the guitar, carved from Druid. Concord was also asked to leave his mark on the guitar, which he agreed to. The outer ring seems to be the names of those important to 'Cypress.' "Misha Nia Riley Nash Will Wyatt Samuel." Attempts to ask 'Cypress' who these individuals are have been met with silence or barbed remarks. The inner circle reads "Shall our minds forever cherish those we cannot." More recently, there is a carving from Garmr, depicting something that seems symbolic. The wolf from his patch, but with the chains broken. Again, 'Cypress' has refused to comment on the meaning.
Guitar Pick(s) - Since 'Cypress' has been gifted her Guitar, multiple individuals have gifted her guitar picks. They will be listed in this singular entry for ease of documentation.
+ An electric blue Guitar pick with a white skull painted onto it from Detective 'Destro.'
+ A wooden pick gifted by 'Druid,' the creator of the Guitar.
+ A white fiber-glass pick, made from the frame materials of the first plane to cross from New York City to London in under 2 hours, the SR-71 Blackbird. Purchased from Ghost Market, a gift from Detective 'Garmr.'
+ A pick made from blackened steel, adorned in small sigils. Minor anomalous affect to cause a feeling of being 'grounded' in the moment. "Relaxing." From A1 Lieutenant 'Dionysus'
Tarus Public Defender Polymer 2-441021GRY [RETIRED] - Affectionately named 'Mary' by 'Cypress,' recently engraved with a unique design imaged below. According to a GOI named 'The Iscariots' that works with the Vatican, the weapon has been officially blessed, and can kill demonic entities specifically of that strain permanently. It is a 'Holy Weapon.'
Rosary Beads - White and Red beads with a silver depiction of Christ being crucified. 'Cypress' has it wrapped around her right wrist at all times.
A Black Rose - A black rose gifted to 'Cypress' by Alex 'Tragedy' Mock. It is currently in a coffee pot full of water.
Rubber Duck (x13) - A collection of Rubber Ducks that decorate her desk. 8 have been gifted by Alex 'Tragedy' Mock. 5 were taken by 'Cypress' from the town Blackwood in Three Portlands.
Coffee Machine - A latest edition coffee maker from XI-8 Captain 'Obsidian.' It's on her desk.
A Knife and Sheath - A polished knife made of obsidian, engraved with the xi-8 logo on the side of the handle, from XI-8 Captain 'Obsidian.'
Electronic Picture Frame - A picture frame that hooks up to your personal device and rotates a selection of images. She currently has it on her desk, displaying pictures taken during her time at Site-66. A gift from IA Detective 'Wisp.'
A Black Guitar Case - Sturdy and expensive, Cypress has begin to place stickers on it when she can. It sits beside her desk, and is locked shut. A gift from IA Supervisor 'Destro.'
A Pocket Knife - A stainless steel pocket knife with a wood plated handle, engraved with a roaring bear on the handle, and a bear catching fish on the blade. A gift from Medical Officer 'Belial.' Presumably Cypress keeps it on her person.
A Music Box - A small wooden music box. When opened, a Calico Cat sits inside, spinning slightly infront of a snowy night back-drop. The song that plays is 'Heart of Gold.' A gift from Elias Shaw. Cypress has hidden this gift, and refuses to state where it is.
A Mug - A simple mug that says 'Worlds Best HOA' on it. Inside of the mug is a realistic drawing of Cypress, held in place by a pin tha depicts the IA logo with a christmas hat on it. A gift from 'Kyuubi' that sits proudly on her desk.
A Letter - A handwritten letter from Sparrow. Cypress refuses to state where it is.
Rosary Beads - Wooden prayer beads made of Cypress wood, polished and slightly uneven. The last four beads are made of ebony, with a purple heart at the end, made by 'Garmr.' Cypress wears them on her left wrist at all times.
Vaughn is very skilled in technology, stating that systems from her home compared to here were highly advanced. From this, she has displayed a blatant disregard for Foundation protocols in accessing information not readily available for someone of her position or standing. MTF Commander 'Universe' has permitted this action under his credentials for an unknown reason. Whatever the case, RAISA remains diligently aware of Vaughns activities.
Vaughn is required to take medication monthly via injection due to lack of anchoring in this reality, as ordered by 'Secretary.' Vaughn has been highly resistent to this, but complies anyway. Obviously. Assistant Site Director 'Druid' is happy to help and has proven themselves capable of convincing Vaughn to take said medicine.
Like some others on Site-66, Vaughn has garnered the attention of SCP-701-1 'Ambassador of Alagadda' which has proven highly dangerous. Majority of Vaughns long standing injuries occured as a result from SCP-701-1 'Ambassador of Alagadda'.
Vaughn is still missing their left hand from the wrist down and refuses to get a cybernetic due to the fact that said missing hand is apparently "Somewhere else" and she can "Still feel it." Psychiatric intervention has been advised but denied by the powers that be. I hate writing this womans file.